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The purpose of this is... duh - for FUN! I will use these epitaphs for my Haunted graveyard in October when we hold our Tackett's Haunted Tent. The graveyard is usually in or beside the tent. We have some really creative epitaphs already, but thought it would be fun for people to come up with their own that we could use to put on cardboard "gravesites". So send one in to me and maybe you'll see your own gravestone this Halloween! Email epitaphs to: sommemi@hotmail.com 

***This is strictly for amusement purposes and the goal of this contest is to come up with amusing, upbeat epitaphs. Please use your imagination and humor - I will not post anything deemed overly morbid or depressing. Thank You!
Here lies Misty,
Dead not asleep.
They fried her crispy
and buried her deep!

Submitted by: Misty

Here lies Mick,
in a puddle of mud.
The last thing he said,
was simply "oh crud!"

Submitted by: Misty

My Name is Misty
I think I'm Dead.

Submitted by: Branden Melich

 Here lies Mike's stone,
his body gone to cruel fate.
He went fishing alone,
and ended up being the bait.

Submitted by: Misty
Here lies Rodney
the basketball king.
Making baskets
was his thing.

He jumped too high
and hit his head,
and now he lies
6 feet under - dead.

Submitted by: Brittney & Misty

Here lies Scary Gary,

In 1942 he committed hari-kari.

 

Submitted by: Mick and Misty

 

    

Contact me at: sommemi@hotmail.com