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MY HAUNTED HALLOWEEN PAGE!!!
this grave is still being dug... please check back later for more ghosts and ghouls...

MY COLLECTION OF HAUNTED PAGES:
Don't forget to visit the official THE HAUNTED TENT page!!!!!

Pictures of Years PAST
(if you came to one of our haunted tents and took pics, let me know!)
The Year 2003 The Year 2004 The Year 2008 The Year 2009

HAUNTED COSTUMES and MISCELLANEOUS:

Sooner or later... (probably more later than sooner) I will post pictures in this section of all the Halloween costumes that I can find pictures of. These will be from my own past Halloweens, or from others' Halloweens. I don't have many scanned in, and I will have to make them a smaller size (for memory space), but I will try to post as many as I can get my spooky little hands on!
Picture from 2004 of Yard Skeleton on a motorcycle My picture from Nightmares Fear Factory 2004 Amanda's picture from Nightmares Fear Factory 2004 Michael's Indian Costume from 2002?
And here's
Michael and Victoria together.
Downtown Kent 2004: Evel Knievel! (wow...) Downtown Kent 2004: Chucky and Carl Downtown Kent 2004:
Cool Skeleton
Downtown Kent 2004: Jack Sparrow. Sigh...
Downtown Kent 2004:
Me and Megan
I was a China doll, and Megan was Pippi Longstocking
Downtown Kent 2004:
Mark and Crystal
Giddy-up!
Downtown Kent 2004:
Oompa Loompas
Downtown Kent 2004: Sponge Bob... or was it Sponge Barbara?
Trick or Treat in Kent 2004:
All the kids in our group
Trick or Treat in Kent 2004:
Jack Sparrow et. al.
Trick or Treat in Kent 2004:
Thing 1 and Thing 2
Totally Cute!!!!
Pictures from Costume day at work, 2004:
Sue's Wings , Mr. Potato head

HAUNTED JOKES:

Portrait of a Ghost
There was a new preacher who wanted to rent a house in the country. The only house available was rumored to be haunted. Since the preacher didn't believe in such things, he rented it. It wasn't long before the ghost made its appearance. The preacher told his friends about the ghost, but they didn't believe him. They told him the only way they would believe was if he would take a picture of the ghost. The preacher went home and called for the ghost. When it appeared, the preacher explained the situation and asked the ghost if it would mind having its picture taken. The ghost agreed. When the picture was developed, the ghost wasn't visible. Feeling very disappointed, the preacher called again for the ghost. When it appeared, the preacher showed it the picture and wanted to know why the ghost wasn't in it. The ghost thought a minute and replied, "Well, I guess the spirit was willing, but the flash was weak."
What's a zombie's favorite breakfast cereal?           Rice Creepies.
What do you call an angry witch?           Ribbit.
Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears a.......

BUMP..

BUMP...

BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ....

faster...

faster...

BUMP...

BUMP....

BUMP.

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on the heels of the terrified man.... Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. . With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN . Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition, and...

the coffin stops.


Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Into what?

Why was Dracula not at his desk?           He was on his coffin break.
Top 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than sex. :-))

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and do it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Twenty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
And the number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex --
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!


What does a weight-conscious vampire drink?           Blood Light.

HAUNTED LINKS:

The Haunted Tent is listed at these sites:

www.HauntedHouseRatings.com                    Haunternet.com                        more soon


http://www.hauntedhouse.com - one of the best links for just about anything

http://www.halloween.com/
All you wanted (or didn't want) to know about monsters and creepy things
http://www.Haunt.Info http://www.HauntIdeaKit.com http://www.HauntedHouse.info http://www.HauntMarketing.com
http://www.HauntingNews.com
 
http://special.msn.com/network/hauntedholiday.armx
MSN's Haunted Holiday Guide
http://halloween-party-fun.com/
For all your Halloween party needs!
They also have Halloween lesson plans
http://www.ghostlymanor.com NIGHTMARES Fear Factory
In Canada's Niagara Falls
http://cyberhaunt.com/site/flash/mansion.html Click above for a "VIRTUAL" Haunted Mansion! http://www.hauntfinder.com/
Go here to find a haunted house in your area
http://www.hshlab.com/
The Haunted Schoolhouse/Laboratory - one of the more famous haunts in our area
http://www.halloweenfonts.com/
a great place for downloading creepy looking fonts

HAUNTED INFORMATION:

Want to know the top 10 Haunted Hotels in the Nation? go to http://local.msn.com/special/archive/hotels_haunted.asp

HAUNTED PLACES:

Asheville, NC:
    Went there for a conference one year. It has wonderful old stuff, and a beautiful hotel. There's a whole book on the ghosts that live in this town. As a matter of fact, I have an autographed copy that I bought directly from the author. If you would like to borrow the book from me... well. I'm kind of protective of it. But I'll let you check it out if you just ask me nicely. Interestingly enough, we had some weird 'spots' on the film when we got it developed after we got back to Ohio. The Hotel was rumored to be haunted by a ghost one the second floor of the main part of the hotel, and a friend had an extremely strange experience with a pink eye shadow compact and her room.

Moundsville Penetentiary, WV:
    http://www.ohiotrespassers.com/mound.html There are quite a few haunted places explored by the people who maintain this website. I think it's quite interesting. Check out some of the other locations close by that they have 'trespassed'. http://www.ohiotrespassers.com

OHIO Haunted Places and links:
1) http://www.mrps.org/index2.html - ghost hunts at the Mansfield reformatory. Also check out this site about the same place: http://www.ohiotrespassers.com/mansfield.html

2) Here is a link to another site which lists all the places rumored to be haunted in Ohio. I haven't had a chance to investigate all the places on the list, so I'll let you know when I do!
http://spirithunter4.tripod.com/asginakanati/id6.html

3) Another link you might think interesting is called "Forgotten Ohio" - http://www.forgottenoh.com/page1.html

 

*** Please note that I just have a very fun attitude, as I was born just before Halloween. I do not practice black magic, nor do I call upon the forces of darkness. I only do that when pesky kids start complaining and whining - THEN I turn them into toads.... EEEE hee hee hee hee hee....!!! Oops... Sorry, every now and then I laugh like that... excuse me. ***

 

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Contact me at: sommemi@hotmail.com